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May 31, 2006

Zimbabwe Government Raids Stock Exchange

This doesn't look good.

HARARE - A desperate Zimbabwe government, hard-pressed for cash, has raided the Zimbabwe Stock Exchange (ZSE) demanding Value Added Tax (VAT) on all brokerage incomes received on the bourse since 2004, a move that analysts say gives a graphic illustration of the Mugabe administration’s "policy deficiencies." The intelligence-led swoop on the ZSE, accused by government of failing to remit VAT for two years, was expected to raise a Z$15 trillion windfall for government.

I'm selling my Zimbabwean stocks immediately.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:35 PM

The Cara 100

Blogger Bill Cara has unveiled his Cara 100. I'm happy to see that it features several stocks from our Buy List.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:20 PM

A Few Brief Comments

From Ken Lay's Web site:

Dear Visitor:

Now that my trial has concluded, I would like to offer a few brief comments.

Certainly, we are surprised at the verdict against me. Perhaps it is more appropriate to say we are shocked, as this is not the outcome we expected.

I firmly believe that I am innocent of the charges against me, as I have said from day one. I still firmly believe that to this day. I will continue to work diligently with my legal team to prove this.

In spite of what has happened, I am still a very blessed man. I have a very warm, loving and Christian wife and family that supports me, as well as many, many loving and supportive friends. I’d like to thank all of the people who have shown their concern, support and kept our family in their prayers.

Most of all, my family and I believe that God is in control and, indeed, He does work all things for good for those who love the Lord. And we love our Lord.

Thank you.

Kenneth L. Lay

Did anyone see the word "sorry"? Me neither.

Posted by edelfenbein at 4:38 PM

The Fed's Minutes

This is what everyone was waiting for, the minutes from the Fed meeting three weeks ago:

Although the Committee discussed policy approaches ranging from leaving the stance of policy unchanged at this meeting to increasing the federal funds rate 50 basis points, all members believed that an additional 25 basis point firming of policy was appropriate today to keep inflation from rising and promote sustainable economic expansion. Recent price developments argued for another firming step at today's meeting. Core inflation recently had been a bit higher than had been expected, and several members remarked that core inflation was now around the upper end of what they viewed as an acceptable range. Moreover, a number of factors were augmenting the upside risks to inflation: the surge in energy and commodity prices, some recent weakness in the foreign exchange value of the dollar, and the possibility that the apparent increase in inflation expectations could, if it persisted, impart momentum to inflation. In addition, the economy appeared to be operating at a relatively high level of resource utilization and had been growing quite strongly, and whether economic growth would moderate to a sustainable pace was not yet clear. At the same time, members also saw downside risks to economic activity. For example, the cumulative effect of past monetary policy actions and the recent rise in longer-term interest rates on housing activity and prices could turn out to be larger than expected. Still, it seemed most likely that, with modest further policy action, including a 25 basis point firming today, growth in activity would moderate gradually over coming quarters, pressures on resources would remain limited, and core inflation would stay close to levels experienced over the past year.

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:55 PM

Tiffany's Earnings

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From TheStreet.com:

Overseas Demand Adds Luster to Tiffany

Tiffany's first-quarter profit beat Wall Street's expectation as strong sales in overseas markets overshadowed a soft performance at its U.S. stores.

The jeweler earned $43.1 million, or 30 cents a share, in the quarter, compared with $40.1 million, or 27 cents a share, a year earlier. Analysts had forecast earnings of 28 cents a share for the latest quarter, according to Thomson First Call.

It's always worth tracking the earnings of a company like Tiffany's. The reason is that the company's business moves in two gears--very fast or nothing at all. That's the life of being a high-end retailer.

Even though the company had a good earnings report, the share are down over 20% since last November.

Posted by edelfenbein at 12:59 PM

Overpriced Curio to go Public

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At least at some point:

Gauging Segway's prospects in an IPO is difficult, since the company will not reveal its yearly revenue or whether it is profitable. Norrod will only say that "tens of thousands" of Segways have been sold around the world, and that the company's revenue has been growing by at least 50% over each of the last few years.

Just to be safe, I'm going to give it a price target of $200 a share. I think it's a tipping point.

The company's critics believe Segway's continued silence regarding its finances is an indication it is still not profitable, especially given the reported $100 million spent developing it.

Sources close to "walking" indicate that it will continue to be private.

Posted by edelfenbein at 7:53 AM

The Buy List Year-to-Date

Here's how the Buy List has done year-to-date versus the S&P 500:

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Through Tuesday, we're down -0.99% and the S&P 500 is up 0.93% (not including dividends). The Buy List's daily volatility is 6.1% greater than the S&P 500.

Posted by edelfenbein at 6:01 AM

May 30, 2006

More on the Return of Volatility

The S&P 500 was down over 1.5% today. In the past 12 months, the S&P 500 has dropped by more than -1.1% eight times. The last four have happened since May 11.

Posted by edelfenbein at 4:13 PM

David Phillips on Bed Bath & Beyond

David Phillips, the 10-Q Detective, takes a look at Bed Beth & Beyond (BBBY) and likes what he sees:

On its 4Q:05 Earnings Conference Call, management was comfortable—based on its most recent real-estate analysis—in updating the store openings [square footage] that will fuel this growth: “We now anticipate that we can grow to approximately 1,300 Bed Bath & Beyond stores in the United States [ed. note. before saturation becomes a concern], in addition to continuing the expansion and integration of our Christmas Tree and Harmon store concepts…. expanded information technology capabilities, new merchandising initiatives and developing concepts significantly adds to our potential to create a much larger, more successful retailing business.”

Corporate has issued guidance calling for FY 2006 EPS to grow by approximately 13% to about $2.17 per share, based on the following planning assumptions:

1. The Company’s fiscal 2006 store opening program is expected to include approximately 80 BBB stores, six CTS stores and the continuing development of its Harmon concept. The Company’s new store openings are expected to add approximately 2.5 million square feet of store space.
2. Bed Bath & Beyond new stores are expected to generate net sales of between $160-185 per square foot in the first 12 months of operation. Consolidated comp sales are expected to increase from 3-5% and net sales, including the 53rd week, are expected to increase between 13% and 14%.
3. Based on the current interest rate environment, interest income is expected to be somewhat higher than in FY ’05.
4. The effective income tax rate for FY 2006 is presently being estimated at about 36.6 percent.
5. Average diluted shares outstanding for full FY ’06 is estimated to be 288 million.
6. FY ’06 will be a 53-week year.

The Company has deployed a total of $950 million for share repurchases since December 2004. In our opinion, this demonstrates the impressive cash generating ability of the Company. Aside from initiating a cash dividend payout, the trailing twelve-month ROE of 25.65% suggests that management believes that share buybacks are a prudent investment—and will probably continue as a practical course of action in coming months.

In our opinion, now may be a good time to start accumulating shares in Bed Bath & Beyond. The stock price has already discounted any potential retail slowdown, with the forward P/E of 14 times 2007 consensus estimates of $2.49 is near the stock’s historic trough. Any sales or EPS guidance nudged upward by management will serve as the necessary catalyst to expand the P/E multiple and push the stock to a target value of $45.00 per share.

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Posted by edelfenbein at 2:18 PM

The Midday Market

Thanks to Kinder Morgan, the energy sector got off to a strong start this morning, but now it’s been dragged lower with the rest of the market. Of the 100 Dow industry groups, 93 are currently down for the day. The S&P 500 just dipped below the -1% mark for the day.

For a fleeting moment last week, the 10-year Treasury yield fell below 5%, which is the Fed’s target rate for overnight lending. The inversion didn’t last long. Yields are up all across the yield curve. The 10-year came close to breaking 5.1% today.

On the Buy List, Home Depot (HD) and Danaher (DHR) are both down over 2%. Dell (DELL) is back up to $25 a share. Medtronic (MDT) is taking a rest after its recent run. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Medtronic make a run at $55 a share.

Posted by edelfenbein at 1:41 PM

Eat Up

From Daniel Gross' Slate column "Snow's Job:
Why no Wall Street CEO wants to be the new Treasury secretary
."

John Snow will have a replacement, and he may very well come from the corporate world. But if it's an A-list Wall Street CEO, I'll buy a copy of Dow 36,000 and eat the first chapter.

This is why journalists shouldn't make predictions. Come to think of it, so is Dow 36,000.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:36 AM

Private Equity Strikes Again

Kinder Morgan (KMI) is buying bought out by...Kinder Morgan. Who needs a stock market anyway?

If this goes off, the buyers will assume about $14.5 billion in debt. This is a huge deal. In 17 years, no one has ever topped KKR's buyout of RJR Nabisco.

Doesn't stuff like this usually happen at market peaks?

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:19 AM

Bill Gross: Admitted Philatelist

Not only is Bill Gross, the "Buffett of Bonds," but he's also an admitted philetelist. Gross' stamp collection is worth tens of millions of dollars. He owns every stamp made by the U.S. from 1847 to 1869.

Ever wonder what it's like to be a Master of the Universe? Here's how Gross describes a typical day (scroll down a bit):

Posted by edelfenbein at 10:49 AM

Michael Dell Buys $70 Million in Stock

Last week, Michael Dell bought nearly three million shares of Dell (DELL) at 23.99 a piece. He's already made a nice profit. The stock is over $25 this morning.

Posted by edelfenbein at 9:41 AM

Bush Taps Paulson to be Treasury Secretary

From the Washington Post:

The White House named Henry Paulson, Chief Executive Officer of Goldman Sachs, as the new Treasury Secretary this morning to replace John W. Snow.

President Bush made the announcement at 9:15 this morning from the Rose Garden.

Snow informed the White House last week that he wouldl resign after three years as the nation's chief economic officer. The secretary's decision was intended to bring finality to a process that has played out awkwardly in public over months as Snow's job security has been a regular source of Washington speculation.

The new appointee would be Bush's third treasury secretary. Paul H. O'Neill, his first, left in December, 2002.

It looks like Lloyd Blankfein will take over as Goldman's new CEO. Here's a Business Week profile of Blankfein.

Wall Street Folly finds Blankfein's 1983 wedding announcement.

Posted by edelfenbein at 9:28 AM

May 27, 2006

Thanks Vets

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Posted by edelfenbein at 6:08 AM

May 26, 2006

Are We There Yet?

Yawn!

Trading is very quiet today ahead of the three-day weekend. Here are a few random thoughts in no particular order.

TickerSense points out that the time around Memorial Day has historically been quite good for the market. Since 1960, the market is up an average of 0.11% on the Friday before Memorial Day, and 0.60% for the week after. So far, we're keeping we tradition.

Many defensive stocks have been surprisingly strong lately. This includes stocks like Anheuser-Busch (BUD), Colgate (CL), Coke (KO) and Pepsi (PEP), Disney (DIS), General Mills (GIS) and Kellogg (K).

FactSet (FDS) has also been doing well for the past few days. David Jackson, the Grand Poobah at Seeking Alpha, pointed me to this bearish research report on FDS done by some graduate students at Yale.

Francois Trahan, the chief investment strategist at Bear Stearns, found that the number of analysts covering tech stocks has increased since the top of the tech bubble.

The average number of analysts per tech stock in the S&P 500 nearly doubled to 23.53 by the end of April from 12.36 in January 1996 and was still 22% higher than the 2000-2001 average of 19.25 analysts per tech stock, according to Mr. Trahan's report. By the first quarter of 2000 -- near the height of the Internet bubble -- the total stock market value of S&P 500 tech stocks peaked at well over $4 trillion. Today it is about $2 trillion.

Jay Walker comments on a recent study showing similar irrational decision-making between humans and capuchin monkeys. Those silly monkeys.

Barry Ritholtz defends his remark that Ben Bernanke is the Neville Chamberlain of central bankers. So I guess we know who inflation is. Keeping the metaphor alive, today we learned what Poland is.

Chico's FAS (CHS) is rallying today on a good earnings report. The stock has beaten the S&P 500 for the last eight straight years. But the streak is in serious danger. The shares are down 30% YTD.

That's it for me. Have a great weekend, everybody!

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:33 PM

The S&P 500's P/E Ratio is at a 10-Year Low

Despite all the 1987 Redux talk on Wall Street, the market's P/E dipped to a 10-year low this week.

The S&P 500 is now trading at just under 16 times trailing operating earnings. The P/E ratio hasn't been this low since October 1995.

Here's a chart of the S&P 500 (black line, left scale) with its earnings (blue line, right scale). Whenever the two lines cross, the P/E ratio is at 20.

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The market often anticipates the flow of earnings (meaning, the black line moves before the blue). You can see that's what happened in 2000. As a result, the P/E ratio often decreases in the initial stage of a bear market, and increases at the beginning of bull run.

What was unusual about the rally that began in March 2003 is that it came well after the bottom in earnings. I think that indicates how much investor confidence had been rattled by Enron and 9/11, and the coming showdown with Saddam.

Here's the market's P/E ratio:

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Posted by edelfenbein at 10:29 AM

Status of High-Profile Corporate Scandals

The AP has a rundown of prominent corporate scandals.

Posted by edelfenbein at 8:22 AM

Happy 110th Birthday to the Dow

The Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI) debuted on May 26, 1896. The first close was at 40.94.

Over the last 110 years, the Dow is up 39,017.41%, or 5.58% a year.

Here's an odd fact: In 1939, the keepers of the index decided to kick out IBM. The company didn't return for 40 years, and it's still there today. But those were 40 amazing years for the company. If the stock had been left in the index, the Dow would be thousands of points higher today. In fact, the index would have broken 1,000 in 1961 instead of 1972.

Here's every single weekly close.

Posted by edelfenbein at 6:20 AM

May 25, 2006

Today's Rally

Don't be fooled by today's rally. It's good, but it's not that good.

Here are today's top 15 performers in the S&P 100:

EL PASO CORPORATION.................6.41%
GEN MOTORS.................................5.55%
HALLIBURTON CO..........................5.05%
ALLEGHENY TECH NEW..................4.69%
FORD MOTOR CO...........................3.90%
WILLIAMS COS..............................3.87%
BAKER HUGHES INTL......................3.57%
WAL MART STORES........................3.50%
CHEVRON CORP.............................3.42%
SCHLUMBERGER LTD......................3.31%
COMPUTER SCIENCES CP...............3.18%
EXXON MOBIL CP...........................2.90%
BRISTOL MYERS SQIBB...................2.88%
BURLINGTN N SANTE FE.................2.50%
ALCOA INC.....................................2.22%

It's heavily tilted to energy and materials, the two areas that have been feeling the most pain.

Posted by edelfenbein at 3:02 PM

The Real Meaning of the Enron Verdict

I wanted to get a head start on the discussion of the "real meaning" of the Enron verdict.

Some may say that it's a classic tale of human arrogance and greed.

To me, I see it as easy way to publicly moralize. Plus, I have an excuse to post a photo of Bethany McLean, former Goldman analyst and co-author of Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room.

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It's a win-win for everybody. (Except Skilling and Lay of course.)

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:35 PM

It's Al Goldman TV!

The Chief Market Strategist at A.G. Edwards gets all metaphorical:

We believe the animal that best describes the current stock market is a turtle. Think about it. A turtle plods along making slow progress and often stops to rest as it carries a heavy load on its back. A turtle's shell is like a wall of worry, and it grows heavier as the turtle ages. Investors may try to speed up the turtle but to no avail. What we all must do is adjust to the turtle's physical limitations and abilities. Yes, a turtle is slow-moving, but it can chug along for an extended period--remember the old parable about the turtle and the hare.

He later says that the turtle might be driven off a cliff. I'm not kidding.

Here's the video.

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:03 PM

Guilty

From CNN:

Skilling was found guilty on 19 counts of conspiracy, fraud, false statements and insider trading. He was found not guilty on eight counts of insider trading.

Lay was found guilty on all six counts of conspiracy and fraud. In a separate bench trial, Judge Sim Lake ruled Lay was guilty of four counts of fraud and false statements.

Both Lay and Skilling could face 20 to 30 years in prison, legal experts say.

Judge Lake set sentencing for the week of Sept. 11 and ordered Lay to surrender his passport and post a cash bond. No home confinement was ordered.


Posted by edelfenbein at 1:30 PM

Fire Ballmer

Paul Kedrosky says it's time to fire Steve Ballmer:

With today's news that Microsoft's Vista could indeed slip further into next year, as I had promised would happen, there is only one rational response from Microsoft's board: Fire Steve Ballmer. He has long been an erratic force inside the company -- someone with real strengths, but also horrible deficiencies (among which is being utterly tonedeaf) -- and it is finally clear that the latter permanently outweigh the former.

Of course, Ballmer had any decency he would simply resign. The odds of that happening, however, are very low.

Hmmm...decency from Ballmer? Let's look at the evidence:

F**king Eric Schmidt [Google's chief executive] is a f***ing p****. I'm going to f***ing bury that guy. I have done it before, I will do it again. I'm going to f****ing kill Google.

Yep, it's a long shot.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:08 AM

GDP Growth Revised to 5.3%

First-quarter GDP growth was revised higher to 5.3%. Even though that's an impressive number--the best in 2-1/2 years--it still came in below Wall Street's forecast of 5.7%.

Here's how the economy has done for the last 10 years:

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GDP growth is highly "trend-like." The magic point is 3%. When GDP growth is over 3%, there's a 70% chance that the following quarter will also be over 3%. If GDP growth is below 3%, then there's only a 39% chance that the next quarter will be over 3%.

The key is spotting those points when the economy breaks out of its trend. In the fourth quarter of 2005, the economic fell to 1.7% leading to fears of a recession. But we defied the odds and are growing strongly again. For now.

Posted by edelfenbein at 10:27 AM

Correction Prevents Mistakes

The Saudi market crash is causing thousands of marriages to be called off:

The stock market crash, which affected more than 3.5 million middle income investors, has delayed the marriages of many people this summer, Asharq Al-Awsat newspaper reported.

Every summer, tens of thousand of Saudis get married but this year, the number is expected to drop by more than 50 percent.

Fahd Al-Harbi, a wedding hall owner, said that many people who had made reservations cancelled them after the crash.

Al-Harbi said that many wedding hall owners would reduce prices to attract customers and that he had reduced his prices by more than 50 percent.

Saleh Al-Muntasheri has postponed his wedding which was scheduled for the summer because of the crash. He said that he had lost SR120,000.

Ahmad Ali is another Saudi who lost money in the crash. He said he had lost SR67,000 which had taken him more than five years to save.

He said he had been forced to cancel his wedding because he could not afford it and that he would not borrow the money.


Posted by edelfenbein at 7:23 AM

May 24, 2006

Donaldson's Earnings

Donaldson (DCI) just reported earnings of 43 cents a share, two cents better than Street estimates.

The company also narrowed its full-year guidance to a range of $1.49 a share to $1.54 a share. The previous range was $1.47 to $1.57.

Since the company has already made $1.12 a share through the first three quarters of this fiscal year, it means that it's forecasting earnings of 37 cents to 42 cents a share for this quarter.

It also virtually guarantees a 17th straight year of rising earnings. Here are some historical financials on Donaldson:

Year.............Sales.................EPS
1990............$422.9...............$0.19
1991............$457.7...............$0.21
1992............$482.1...............$0.23
1993............$533.3...............$0.26
1994............$593.5...............$0.30
1995............$704.0...............$0.37
1996............$758.6...............$0.42
1997............$833.3...............$0.50
1998............$940.4...............$0.57
1999............$944.1...............$0.66
2000............$1,092.3............$0.76
2001............$1,137.0............$0.83
2002............$1,126.0............$0.95
2003............$1,218.3............$1.05
2004............$1,415.0............$1.18
2005............$1,595.7............$1.27
2006............$1,690.0............$1.53 (est)
2007............$1,780.0............$1.68 (est)

Revenues for the quarter came in on the low side. Here's a chart of Donaldson's EPS. I used a logarithmic scale so you can see how steady the increases have been. The red is the forecasted range. Also, there were some minor charges last year, which explains the slight dip.

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Companies don't get much more dependable than that. Owning DCI is as close as you'll get these days to owning a bond with a 13% coupon.

Posted by edelfenbein at 4:19 PM

Eaton Vance

Here's a cool stock: Eaton Vance (EV) just reported another solid quarter. The company earned 29 cents a share compared with 23 cents last year, although the Street was looking for 32 cents. No worries, the shares are higher today.

Over the last 31 years, the stock is up about 230,000%--and that doesn't include dividends. And it's still not in the S&P 500!

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Posted by edelfenbein at 3:47 PM

1987 Redux?

Lately, we've been hearing a lot of silly talk about how now is "just like 1987."

Please. I need more than "a new Fed chairman and rising interest rates" to see the similarities. Unless Cutting Crew is getting popular again, then no--this is not like 1987.

There is, however, one big change going on in the market, and it's actually more important that the level of stocks. I think the leadership of cyclicals stocks has run its course.

Here's a chart of the Morgan Stanley Cyclical Index (^CYC) divided by the S&P 500:

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There are three other times that cyclicals have burned out at this level. On May 10, the ratio peaked at 0.672. It's fallen back since, and it's down again today.

Posted by edelfenbein at 3:13 PM

Gold Down $20 an Ounce

The market is up modestly today. From the Buy List, Medtronic (MDT) is about 4% higher. Expeditors (EXPD) is up about 3% on an upgrade from Robert W. Baird. Donaldson (DCI) reports after the close. Also, Home Depot’s Bob Nardelli’s pay (and performance) is targeted in today’s NYT.

There’s not much of a theme so far. This is one of those rare days when the energy sector isn’t leading or lagging the broader market. The only sector that’s feeling the pain is in the gold pits. The yellow metal is off $20. Gold peaked at $728 on May 11 and 12. It’s down about 10% since then.

A few other items:

Vonage (VG) is down about 15% on its first day of trading.

Are you looking for a medical marijuana stock? Well, here's Cannasat Therapeutics (CTH.V).

Check out CNBC's Morning Blog. Liz Claman updates it maybe twice a month. (She calls her readers "bloggers," as in "hey bloggers!" That's so cute!)

Have you seen those Washington Mutual (WM) ads with the "stodgy bankers"? It's a penned-off group of middle-aged, white men who harrumph at all the consumer-friendly things WaMu does. (Given the traditional stereotypes of money lenders, I guess this is an improvement.) In any event, as part of their cost-reduction strategy, the company is laying off 1,400 workers in two of their call centers. I wonder if the stodgy white guys would approve.

Lastly, enjoy the fine prose of "The Relation between Time-Series and Cross-Sectional Effects of Idiosyncratic Variance on Stock Returns in G7 Countries." There will be a quiz tomorrow.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:02 AM

Medtronic Raises Forecasts

Before yesterday, Wall Street had been terrified that the mess over at Guidant was crimping Medtronic’s ICD business. While sales growth was down, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the Street was expecting. Actually, Medtronic wound up having a pretty decent quarter. What’s more, the company raised estimates again. For next year, the company expects earnings of $2.52 to $2.60. For 2008, Medtronic sees earnings of $2.78 to $2.88.

Posted by edelfenbein at 9:38 AM

May 23, 2006

The Bitchiest 8-K Report

I bet you didn't know SEC filings could have such a nasty attitude. Check out this Q&A from Expeditors' (EXPD) 8-K report:

20. You are generating a lot of cash and you are increasing the dividend. Your working capital is strong, etc. The balance sheet is probably the best in the transportation industry, so what else do you with the cash? You have always reinvested in the business, but you must be getting to the point where there is little else to invest in. Are there locations where you can open other offices? What’s next for your company? Where do you go from here? Is it more of the same in terms of growth? How should we think about the company going forward in terms of next steps? I know it’s an open-ended, broad question, but you have been one of the few companies that have consistently delivered on growth, on promises, etc., and the company has obviously shifted to a level of growth that your peer group has never been able to match. Thanks for indulging the question.

This was not an "open-ended, broad question" it was an interrogation that left us exhausted just reading it. We did not ‘indulge” your question, we endured it.

As much as we love being asked what we are going to do with the cash, we wonder why you don’t look to see what we have done so far? Last year, we generated approximately $280 million in cash flow from operating activities. We bought back $127 million worth of stock and paid out $32 million in dividends and we invested another $91 million into the business via capital expenditures. We ended the year 2005 with $55 million in additional cash. All in all, we think that was a pretty good use of cash.

This year, we estimate that we are going to use about $130 million for capital expenditures and as you note we’ve just raised the dividend to a level that means we might spend about $45 million on dividends. As to stock repurchases we would expect to spend at least as much as we did last year in keeping with our current goal of keeping our outstanding share count relatively flat.

As for the rest of your question, there are many locations where the company can and will open. As our same store sales figures demonstrate, new offices are not the story behind our historical growth and as we have said before, they do not require massive capital outlays.

It seemed like a reasonable question to me. (Sheesh, they should see some of my e-mail.) It's a good thing they're making money. Otherwise, they might come across as jerks.

Posted by edelfenbein at 5:35 PM

S&P Is Bullish on FactSet

They give FactSet (FDS) a 12-month price target of $55 a share:

Standard & Poor's favorable opinion of FactSet Research Systems (FDS) reflects our belief that, at current levels, the shares do not fully reflect the company's positive business momentum. We see solid fundamentals for its target market, the global financial investment community, and we expect that international markets will offer strong revenue-growth opportunities. We continue to think the company has an important, entrenched position in a niche market with significant barriers to entry.

Posted by edelfenbein at 5:16 PM

Medtronic Earned 62 Cents a Share

In line with expectations:

Medtronic Inc. on Tuesday said quarterly earnings rose on higher sales of its implantable devices to manage irregular heart rhythms.

Fiscal fourth-quarter net income rose to $746.6 million, or 62 cents a share. A year ago, the company reported net earnings of $194.4 million, or 16 cents a share, after taking a charge to settle patent litigation over its spine devices.

The stock hit an 18-month low today.

Posted by edelfenbein at 4:17 PM

Dell to Open Retail Stores

The first one is scheduled for Dallas.

The store, at NorthPark Center, will not carry inventory, Dell spokesman Venancio Figueroa said. Rather, it will allow customers to try out Dell's products and order them for delivery, Figueroa said.

The store is a pilot initiative to see whether it can spark interest in Dell's products while letting the company maintain its distinct business model.

Long known for selling computers directly to customers, Dell has seen its stock fall in the last year amid lagging U.S. sales. Some analysts have said the company could boost sales by selling its products through major retailers, but Dell executives have insisted that their business model is more cost-effective.


Posted by edelfenbein at 2:49 PM

The Fall of Fannie

The accounting scandal at Fannie Mae (FNM) is certainly one of the saddest. Few companies had the corporate image of FNM. People don't expect much from companies like Enron, but Fannie was supposed to be different. Now we learn that it was all a charade.

Fannie Mae's regular quarterly reports of smooth profit growth in recent years were "illusions deliberately and systematically created" by senior executives through improper accounting and manipulation of earnings, the company's regulator said in a report issued Tuesday.

The report from the Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight, or Ofheo, came as the mortgage-finance company prepared to announce a settlement with Ofheo and the Securities and Exchange Commission under which Fannie will pay a fine of $400 million.

"We are glad to resolve these matters. We have all learned some powerful lessons here about getting things right and about hubris and humility," said Fannie Mae President and Chief Executive Daniel H. Mudd in a statement. "We are a much different company than before. But we also recognize that we have a long road ahead of us."

Ofheo's 340-page report blamed both the board and management for a corporate culture that allowed managers to disregard accounting standards when they got in the way of achieving earnings targets. The company then rewarded executives with huge bonuses for hitting those targets, the report said. (Read the full report.)

For the six years through 2003, the report said, $52 million of the $90 million of compensation for Franklin D. Raines, the chief executive officer, was directly tied to meeting targets for earnings per share. Mr. Raines was forced out of the company in December 2004 when regulators confirmed that Fannie had violated accounting rules. Lawyers for Mr. Raines couldn't be reached immediately for comment.

The report showed that Raines systematically misled the public:

In the summer of 2002, interest rates fell 100 basis points in 60 days to a 40 year low, and mortgage prepayments accelerated dramatically. That acceleration caused Fannie Mae's duration gap, the only published measure of the Enterprise's interest rate risk exposure, to move well outside of Board-approved limits. In Fannie Mae's 2002 Annual Report, Mr. Raines described the Enterprise's response:

"Even though we took actions to rebalance our portfolio, the actions were routine … and had no material impact on our business or core business earnings. In fact, our core business earnings per share increased by 21 percent during 2002."

Mr. Raines' statements failed to mention several important facts. First, the change in the duration gap occurred because Fannie Mae had not fully hedged its exposure to mortgage prepayments -- in other words, senior management had taken significant interest rate risk. Second, the decline in rates had had a multi-billion dollar economic impact -- the market value of the Enterprise's assets had risen much less than the market value of its liabilities, so that its net asset value had declined. The rebalancing required to address Fannie Mae's duration mismatch in 2002 -- accomplished through the repurchase of high-coupon long-term debt and the cancellation of pay-fixed swaps -- was quite costly. Mr. Raines failed to mention that core business earnings did not reflect that cost.

Failing to Acknowledge Deficiencies

Another example of that behavior occurred during a press briefing on July 30, 2003. During that briefing Mr. Raines attempted to reassure the participants that Fannie Mae did not have the types of accounting problems then plaguing Freddie Mac. His statements about the quality of Fannie Mae's internal control system were categorical and sweeping:

"So it is possible to run these things properly, but you've got to make the investments. You've got to say that this has got to stand scrutiny internal and external. You can't just go get [sic] by saying, Well, let's do the cheapest or easiest thing to do. So Fannie Mae had always made the investments. We made the investments over Y2K. We've made the investments in our accounting systems. We've centralized our accounting so we don't have to go all over the company to find out what the facts are you can to one place….

Management does matter, and a management that cares a lot about internal control does matter. I think that's really the important difference. It would not take 500 people for us to go back, even if we had made the same mistakes, because we have these systems automated and we can go back and quickly adjust them."

Raines served as Director of OMB from 1996 to 1998.

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:01 PM

The Vonage IPO

I know the big worry now is supposed to be inflation. I’m sorry, but I can get into it. It’s like sake. I know I’m supposed to like it, but I just...can’t. I’ve looked at the inflation numbers and it doesn’t seem like that big a deal. Sure, it’s probably true that the government understates inflation, but that’s the kind of thing governments do.

Jeff Matthews had a great post mocking the idea of the core rate of inflation. As usual, he’s right. But I’d like to add that I don’t often use gold or silver or platinum in my day-to-day dealings. If I did, then the prices probably wouldn’t bother me anyway.

Let’s remember that there are areas where prices are falling. At the same time, we’re told that Dell is a complete mess because its competitors are underpricing it, and inflation is roaring back.

If you want to watch for falling prices, just look at the Vonage (VG) IPO. Well, the offering price is certainly inflating. The offering is oversubscribed. But the price of voice-over-Internet protocol (VoIP) is plunging. And so will Vonage’s share price.

Check out this gem from a Reuters article on Vonage:

Vonage has acknowledged that it may never be profitable and is viewed with skepticism by many analysts, who cite the growing competition it faces in providing voice-over-Internet protocol (VoIP) services.


"We haven't liked the offering since we first saw the registration," said David Menlow, president of IPOfinancial.com. "There are so many other companies out there that can deploy this strategy or this product in a heartbeat."

For the love of carbs! May never be profitable??

In 11 years, the company has never made a profit. All told, Vonage has lost over $460 million, which is roughly the amount it will raise from its IPO. (Irony, no?)

In the first quarter, the company had sales of $119 million, and it spent $88 million on marketing.

Posted by edelfenbein at 1:25 PM

David Phillips on Arden Group

David Phillips, the 10-Q Detective, looks at Arden Group (ARDNA) and likes what he sees:

Perhaps the Company should rename itself, "The Cheap Gourmet." In 2005, despite generating operating cash flow of more than $33.0 million, capital expenditures totaled $6,390,000, which included costs of approximately $2,400,000 related to the remodeling and expansion of the Century City store. The balance sheet is in great shape, with Total Debt-to-Equity of approximately 2.0 percent.

Posted by edelfenbein at 9:44 AM

Medtronic's Financials

Here are Medtronic's numbers for the past several quarters:

Quarter...........EPS.............Sales
Jul-01............$0.28...........$1,455.70
Oct-01...........$0.29...........$1,571.00
Jan-02...........$0.30...........$1,592.00
Apr-02...........$0.34...........$1,792.00
Jul-02............$0.32...........$1,713.90
Oct-02...........$0.34...........$1,891.00
Jan-03...........$0.35...........$1,912.50
Apr-03...........$0.40...........$2,148.00
Jul-03............$0.37...........$2,064.20
Oct-03...........$0.39...........$2,163.80
Jan-04...........$0.40...........$2,193.80
Apr-04...........$0.48...........$2,665.40
Jul-04............$0.43...........$2,346.10
Oct-04...........$0.44...........$2,399.80
Jan-05...........$0.46...........$2,530.70
Apr-05...........$0.53...........$2,778.00
Jul-05............$0.50...........$2,690.40
Oct-05...........$0.54...........$2,765.40
Jan-06...........$0.55...........$2,769.50
Apr-06...........$0.62...........$3,080.00 (est)
Jul-06............$0.59...........$3,020.00 (est)

If the earnings report is inline with expectations, then Medtronic's trailing P/E ratio will drop to 22, its lowest level in a decade.

In October, the company boosted earnings guidance for FY06, FY07 and FY08. Remarkably, the stock is down 11% since then.

Posted by edelfenbein at 7:44 AM

May 22, 2006

Medtronic's Earnings Preview

Medtronic reports earnings tomorrow. The AP has a preview:

OVERVIEW: The acquisition of Boston Scientific Corp. and Guidant Corp. during the period changed Medtronic's competition landscape slightly. Guidant had always been second to Medtronic in the market for implantable defibrillators _ devices implanted in the body to regulate heart rhythm _ while Medtronic seeks to grab share in the drug-coated stent market currently dominated by Boston Scientific and Johnson & Johnson Inc.

Medtronic, the world's largest medical device maker, gained share in the defibrillator market following Guidant's product recalls last year, but must hold onto those gains now that Boston Scientific is working to revamp its acquired product lines.

BY THE NUMBERS: Although Medtronic did not issue fourth-quarter guidance, it has fiscal-year earnings guidance of $2.20 to $2.23 per share, and revenue guidance between $11.1 billion and $11.6 billion. Given total adjusted earnings per share of $1.59 and revenue of $8.23 billion for the first three quarters, that implies a fourth-quarter estimate of 61 cents to 64 cents per share earnings on revenue of $2.87 billion to $2.92 billion. Analysts surveyed by Thomson Financial estimate earnings of 62 cents per share on revenue of $3.08 billion.

ANALYST TAKE: Lehman Brothers analyst Bob Hopkins said the upcoming earnings report is an issue of concern. The analyst estimates earnings per share of 61 cents for the quarter. Hopkins, who rates Medtronic "Overweight," said as long as Medtronic can keep defibrillator sales at $760 million or above, the stock may avoid weakness.

Merrill Lynch's Katherine Martinelli, with her "Buy" rating, considers Medtronic a preferred heart device stock given the premium price of competitor St. Jude Medical Inc.

WHATS AHEAD: Medtronic and other medical device makers are likely to unleash their lobbyists on Washington this summer to dispute steeper-than-expected proposed reimbursement cuts by the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services on such products as stents, defibrillators and pacemakers.

STOCK PERFORMANCE: Shares of Medtronic fell 12 percent to close the fiscal quarter ended April 28 at $50.12 on the New York Stock Exchange. Over the previous four quarters, shares have slid 5 percent.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:44 AM

The Late Cyclicals Are Being Left Behind

I just ran this chart a few days, but it's worth updating for today. The black line is Morgan Stanley's index of consumer stocks. The gold is the early cyclicals, and the blue is the late cyclicals.

My point is that this is not a broad downturn. The market is being very selective. Outside of energy and metals, things aren't so bad. Yet.

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The 10-year yield just dipped below 5%.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:30 AM

More of the Same

The market is moving lower, and once again, the cyclical stocks are getting hit the hardest. In fact, the divergence between cyclicals and the rest of the market appears to be accelerating.

The Dow Oil & Gas Index (^DJUSEN) is down another 10 points today to 444. Remember, this index just recently tried to break 500 on three occasions. Materials stocks are also being punished. The rest of the market is only down slightly. The Brazilian iShares (EWZ) are down over 8% today.

The Buy List is again ahead of the broader market (meaning, not down as much). Lowe’s (LOW) had a good earnings report today. The company earned $1.06 a share, which was 12 cents higher than estimates. Shares of LOW are higher, and HD is lower.

The VIX (^VIX), the market’s volatility index, is much higher today. Believe it or not, they are people who "trade" volatility, and volatility bulls are very happy today. The VIX is up to 19. It was at 13 before last week’s CPI report.

Finally, I noticed these two articles in the British press:

'Is this a crash like 1987? No chance!'

Markets ‘are like 1987 crash’

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:11 AM

May 21, 2006

Weekend Reading

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For a quiet Sunday:

D-I-Y Hedge Funds

The Growth of Growth Theory

Currency Markets Mistook Indonesia for Turkey

Posted by edelfenbein at 4:10 PM

May 20, 2006

Happy 200th Birthday John Stuart Mill

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Richard Reeves on John Stuart Mill:

He wrote one of the definitive 19th-century works on political economy—and also worked tirelessly for Irish land reform. He produced a landmark argument for equal rights for women, and throughout his life pushed for legal and political reform on their behalf—Millicent Fawcett described him as the "principal originator" of the women's movement. Mill made, in his famous On Liberty, a timeless case for freedom of speech and action that has inspired generation after generation around the world. But as an elderly MP he also led the successful campaign against Disraeli's attempt to ban demonstrations in public parks, especially Hyde park—a corner of which remains a symbol of free speech to this day.

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:28 AM

May 19, 2006

The Nasdaq Breaks Its Losing Streak

Not a bad day today. The 10-year bond nearly fell below 5%, and the Nasdaq broke its eight-session losing streak. Helping matters was Dell (DELL), which added 62 cents a share, or about 2.6%. AMD (AMD) was up over 11%, and Intel (INTC) fell 1.5%. On our Buy List, we had a good day from Fiserv (FISV), which was up 2.6%. Also, Sysco (SYY) announced a record sales week.

While most of the Buy List was up today, we were hurt by two big losers. Expeditors (EXPD) dropped 4%, and UnitedHealth (UNH) lost 1.9%. Next week, Donaldson (DCI) reports on Wednesday. The current estimate is for 41 cents a share.

Bloomberg reported that commodities had their worst week in 25 years.

This week, copper plunged 10 percent, the most since October 1994, and gold tumbled 7.6 percent, the biggest drop in more than 15 years. The CRB Index dropped 19.46 this week to 342.29. It reached a record 365.45 six sessions ago.

Copper futures for July delivery slid 24.2 cents, or 6.5 percent, to $3.469 a pound on the Comex division of the New York Mercantile Exchange. Prices still have gained 70 percent this year, reaching a record $4.04 on May 11.

Gold futures for June dropped $23.40, or 3.4 percent, to $657.50 an ounce on the Comex. Prices tumbled 7.6 percent this week was most since August 1990. The metal still has gained 27 percent this year. Silver futures for July fell 13 percent this week after climbing for nine straight weeks.

Posted by edelfenbein at 4:26 PM

Dell By The Numbers

Here are Dell's quarterly sales, operating earnings and earnings-per-share for the last nine years:

Quarter.....Sales....Oper. Income.....EPS
1-97.........$2,588.........$198...........$0.0675
2-97.........$2,814.........$296...........$0.0725
3-97.........$3,188.........$346...........$0.085
4-97.........$3,737.........$397...........$0.10
1-98.........$3,920.........$429...........$0.11
2-98.........$4,331.........$483...........$0.12
3-98.........$4,818.........$539...........$0.14
4-98.........$5,173.........$595...........$0.15
1-99.........$5,537.........$600...........$0.16
2-99.........$6,142.........$694...........$0.19
3-99.........$6,784.........$650...........$0.18
4-99.........$6,801.........$513...........$0.16
1-00.........$7,280.........$625...........$0.19
2-00.........$7,670.........$736...........$0.22
3-00.........$8,264.........$818...........$0.25
4-00.........$8,674.........$589...........$0.18
1-01.........$8,028.........$588...........$0.17
2-01.........$7,611.........$545...........$0.16
3-01.........$7,468.........$544...........$0.16
4-01.........$8,061.........$594...........$0.17
1-02.........$8,066.........$590...........$0.17
2-02.........$8,459.........$677...........$0.19
3-02.........$9,144.........$758...........$0.21
4-02.........$9,735.........$809...........$0.23
1-03.........$9,532.........$811...........$0.23
2-03.........$9,778.........$840...........$0.24
3-03.........$10,622.......$912...........$0.26
4-03.........$11,512.......$981...........$0.29
1-04.........$11,540.......$966...........$0.28
2-04.........$11,706.......$1,006........$0.31
3-04.........$12,502.......$1,089........$0.33
4-04.........$13,457.......$1,187........$0.37
1-05.........$13,386.......$1,174........$0.37
2-05.........$13,428.......$1,173........$0.38
3-05.........$13,911.......$944...........$0.39
4-05.........$15,183.......$1,246........$0.43
1-06.........$14,216.......$949...........$0.33

The numbers are in millions except for EPS. Also, since Dell ends its fiscal year at the end of January, this past quarter is technically the first quarter of FY2007. I changed it because it just seems...weird. Don't ask me why they do it that way, I just own the shares.

Now let's deconstruct this stock. To the spreadsheets!

Let's start with operating profit margins:

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Yup, this here's the squeaky wheel. The tech blowout obviously took a big toll on margins (11% is crazy good for a commodity maker). From 2001-2004, Dell was steadily recovering. It was the last three quarters that have been totally off-the-mark.

Now let's look at sales growth. Here's the trailing four-quarter sales:

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I used a logarithmic scale so the "arcing" pattern is due to the slowing rate of sales growth.

Now let's look at the sales growth rate:

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Wow! You can really see how much Dell's topline growth rate has "decelerated" (i.e., lower rate of growth) since the glory days. Sales grew just 6.2% last quarter. Nominal economic growth was 6.7%.

If you're new to investing, here's an important point. Sales growth and profit margins are closely related. When Dell's sales growth plunged in 2001--even turning negative for a bit--operating margins got squeezed. Imagine if you ran a business and suddenly everyone stopped buying your product. You'd cut prices which would lower your operating magin.

Notice how, from 2001 to 2004, Dell's operating margins gradually increased even though its rate of sales growth was slowing down. Assuming you keep your variable costs under control, all a company needs to do to grow its margins is grow its sales faster than its fixed costs. Simple, right? But a commodity business is all about the margins, and Dell's margins were too fat for its competitors to ignore.

Here's a scatterplot of Dell's quarterly sales growth (horizontal) and operating profit growth (vertical):

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I didn't include a trendline, but the slope is clearly greater than 1.0 (meaning the trend rises at greater than a 45° angle). Around 20% is the magic point. Above that, each 1% increase in sales brings in more than a 1% increase in profit.

Here's Dell's trailing four-quarter EPS:

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That last little down mark is what all the fuss is about. Wall Street thinks it will continue. The Street now projects earnings for this year of $1.44 per share, and $1.70 per share for next.

Posted by edelfenbein at 8:20 AM

CNBC's "Guidelines for Appearances by Financial Professionals"

So it does exist! Here's CNBC's official "Guidelines for Appearances by Financial Professionals."

Thank you for agreeing to appear on CNBC. We appreciate the opportunity of giving our viewers access to your knowledge, insight and experience. You provide a special point of view and we encourage you to express your opinions clearly and candidly. CNBC is a valuable, independent platform for such expression. Maintaining that value requires us to be diligent in providing our viewers with a clear context for the information they receive from CNBC including the financial interests of our guests and the companies they represent with respect to the securities they are discussing. In that respect, CNBC has long had disclosure policies for on-air appearances by financial professionals.

Recently, the SEC, NASD and NYSE have issued regulations mandating disclosures by analysts who make on-air appearances. While nearly all of the disclosures were covered in our previous disclosure policy, we have made a few modifications. Where you have disclosures to make, they will be made by us on-air, either in graphic or audio form or both.

With that in view, you agree with the following:

1. You will not undertake any financial activities or recommend actions to others that would take advantage of or give the appearance that you were taking advantage of unpublished information you might obtain from CNBC or your upcoming appearance on CNBC including the topics expected to be under discussion, or otherwise might appear to be a conflict-in-interest with your association with CNBC as an on-air guest.

2. Your financial activity will be consistent with the opinions you express on CNBC. We expect guests to refrain from indicating or recommending a long position in a security and then selling into the buying that could be created by that recommendation, or vice-versa with respect to a short position. We do not intend to restrict guests in their rational investment conduct in response to new circumstances.

3. You will disclose to CNBC for on-air disclosure, your ownership (short or long) position and any household member’s ownership position in any securities you discuss during your appearance on CNBC, including any recent change in those positions.

4. You will disclose your firm’s and its affiliates’ financial position as of the end of the most recent month before your appearance, if such position is 1% or more of any class of common equity of the company whose securities you discuss on-air.

5. You will disclose whether, currently or during the previous year, the subject company has been or is an investment banking client of your firm and whether your firm intends to seek such a relationship in the future (the next three months). We also ask you to disclose to the extent you know, whether your firm has received other fees for services from the company whose securities you discuss.

6. You must also disclose any other conflict of interest on the part of you, your household members or your firm. These may include, but are not be limited to, you or a member of your firm serving as an officer, director or sitting on an advisory board of the company whose securities you discuss, or having on your firm’s board, officers, employees or directors of the subject company. These conflicts may also include other relationships such as those with major suppliers or customers of the company whose securities you are discussing.

Adherence to these policies is an integral part of maintaining the integrity and credibility of CNBC's coverage of the financial markets. If you have any questions on these guidelines, or feel that you are unable to adhere to them, please discuss this with us prior to your appearance.


Posted by edelfenbein at 7:15 AM

Gene Marcial on Medtronic

From Business Week:

Medical device giant Medtronic, the leader in defibrillators and pacemakers, has been a market laggard. The stock slumped from 60 in January to 49.19 on May 17. But some investors say it may beat analysts' consensus forecast of 62 cents a share when it reports earnings for its fiscal fourth quarter on May 23. Among the few bulls: Investment firm Harris Nesbitt's Joanne Wuensch, who continues to rate it "outperform," with a 12-month target of 62. Still, some worry Medtronic may deliver bad news. Not only has growth slowed in the cardiology market, but rival St. Jude Medical (SJM )also missed its quarterly sales forecast. Wuensch counters that Medtronic is "more insulated from the implantable-device market sways than its brethren." It generates 27% of revenues from them, vs. St. Jude's 36%. Wuensch sees Medtronic earning $2.09 a share on sales of $11.3 billion this year, and $2.38 on $12.6 billion in 2007. David Sowerby, portfolio manager at investment firm Loomis Sayles, which owns shares, says the stock is "compelling" near its 10-year low, especially as he expects Medtronic to gain market share and show double-digit earnings growth in 2007.

Posted by edelfenbein at 6:53 AM

May 18, 2006

Dell's Conference Call

Seeking Alpha has the transcript. After the Q&A, Michael Dell has this to say:

So I want to thank you all for joining us and reiterate the points that Kevin made about our competitive environment and what we are doing to enhance the value we bring to our customers. The competitive environment has changed. Some competitors have gotten stronger. There has been price compression in the high-volume consumer transactional segment, and that has eroded industry profitability. More than ever, customers are using service as a point of differentiation.

These dynamics occurred while we drove growth and higher margins. This stalled our growth and gave some competitors the opportunity to improve profitability off of very low levels, and in some cases, grow share.

We are focused on re-establishing the value proposition of our model, delivering great value to our customers, and we have definitive plans in place to improve customer experience, product quality, and technology leadership. We also have plenty of opportunity to improve our cost position and drive better productivity.

We will continue to do what it takes to capture more than our fair share of the growth in the global IT market. Our level of investment, and the adjustments we are making are not intended to deliver a short-term benefit. Their impact will take time to unfold. Kevin and I, as well as the rest of our leadership team, are convinced that we are making the right changes and we intend to stay the course. We know that when we focus and execute on the key tenants of our direct model, we consistently drive industry-leading growth, profitability, and the liquidity.


Posted by edelfenbein at 9:04 PM

Dell Earned 33 Cents a Share

$14.2 billion in revenue. The company said it won't provide any quarterly guidance. Here's the press release:

ROUND ROCK, Texas--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 18, 2006--Dell's expansion of business outside the United States and its sales of servers, storage and enhanced services drove revenue of $14.2 billion and earnings of 33 cents per share in the fiscal first-quarter 2007.

Enhanced services revenue grew 28 percent year-over-year in the first quarter. Storage revenues increased 12 percent year-over-year. Shipments of Dell products were led by a 36 percent year-over-year increase in mobility units. Revenue outside the United States grew 12 percent and was 44 percent of Dell's overall revenue.

Dell had operating income of $949 million, or 6.7 percent of revenue, in the quarter, which reflected investments in customer experience as well as pricing decisions the company believes will drive future growth. Cash flow from operations was $1.0 billion for the quarter and Dell ended the quarter with $11.1 billion in cash and investments. During the quarter, Dell spent $1.7 billion to repurchase 58 million shares of common stock.

Also in the press release is this:

Dell will also introduce new AMD Opteron processors in our multi-processor servers by the end of the year offering a great new technology to our customers at the high-end of our server line.

The stock is up about 4% after-hours. AMD is up 12%, here's their response.

Posted by edelfenbein at 4:03 PM

The Afternoon Market

The market is just a tad higher today. The good news is that bonds are much higher. The yield on the five-year Treasury is back below 5%. Interestingly, Wall Street is undecided on what will happen at the next Fed meeting. The futures indicate that there’s a roughly 50/50 shot of another rate hike in June. If the Fed holds off, it will break its streak of 16 straight 0.25% rate increases.

The Buy List is holding its own today. Dell (DELL) is showing some strength ahead of its earnings announcement, which will come after the bell. Sysco (SYY) is having another good day. Home Depot (HD) is also rallying.

If you’re looking for a good stock, you may want to consider Bed Bath & Beyond (BBBY). I’m a bit perplexed by this stock. The shares have been falling since a strong earnings report in early April.

Burger King (BKC) is doing well on its first day of trading. The stock is currently over $18 a share. Speaking of IPOs, we have Mastercard coming next week. We also have Vonage which is turning into a train wreck of an IPO. I’ll have more on that later.

Finally, if you’re concerned that your portfolio is trailing the rest of the market, don’t worry too much. Warren Buffett has trailed the market for over two years.

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:42 PM

The Return of Volatility

The stock market's volatility may be returning with a vengeance. A few years ago, the market's daily swings calmed down dramatically.

Here's a chart of the S&P 500's daily changes since the beginning of 2002:

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By historic standards, that's a huge change. The "feel" of the market altered entirely in just a few months.

There hasn't been a 2% or greater daily move in over 2-1/2 years (although we've come close). To give you an idea of how big a change that is, there were 43 such days in the second half of 2002.

Posted by edelfenbein at 12:34 PM

The Indian Market Cracks

As bad as yesterday was here, the market in India is doing much worse. The two rival national indexes, the Sensex and the S&P Nifty, both fell -6.8%, which would be like 700 points on our Dow. That was the worst drop ever.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:06 AM

Orphan Stocks

I love finding great stocks that are under-followed by Wall Street. Now we have evidence that the ignored stocks do better than their well-watched peers:

Data compiled by Bloomberg showed 49 companies with market values of $1 billion or more that are covered by no more than one analyst. The median gain for the group over the past year was 17 percent, compared with an 11 percent rise in the S&P 500.

Stocks in S&P's U.S. indexes with the lowest, yet growing, number of analysts have returned 26 percent annually since 1995, according to a report this month by Trahan. Companies with high and growing analyst coverage did not fare as well, rising 13 percent a year.

Google (GOOG) is followed by over 30 analysts, yet many great companies are completely ignored. Ever heard of Northern Empire Bancshares (NREB)? Neither has Wall Street. There's not a single analyst who follows it, but check out these earnings:

1999 $0.55
2000 $0.68
2001 $0.77
2002 $0.81
2003 $0.97
2004 $1.18
2005 $1.51

Not too shabby. For the first quarter of 2006, the company earned 39 cents a share versus 37 cents last year. The stock is actually down since last summer.

Some other unfollowed gems are Arden Group (ARDNA), Coastal Financial (CFCP) and NewMil Bancorp (NMIL).

Posted by edelfenbein at 9:40 AM

The Day After

The market looks to rebound this morning. Home Depot (HD) announced that it’s expanding its share repurchase program by $2 billion to a total of $14 billion. The stock retreated after reporting strong earnings but weaker-than-expected sales.

UnitedHealth (UNH) should open lower after announcing that it’s been subpoenaed by the U.S. attorney’s office for the Southern District of New York.

Today is also D-Day. Dell (DELL) will report its earnings for its third quarter. The company recently lowered guidance to 33 cents a share. I’ll be curious if the company offers a forecast for the fourth quarter (ending in July). Wall Street’s current outlook is for 34 cents a share.

The Burger King "King" (BKC) rang the opening bell at the NYSE. The fast food chain went public today. The offering was price at $17, the high end of the range. Interestingly, Chipotle (CMG) is having a secondary offering. The company had one of the best IPOs of the year.

Posted by edelfenbein at 9:36 AM

May 17, 2006

UNH Subpoenaed

The press release:

MINNEAPOLIS--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 17, 2006--UnitedHealth Group announced that it received on Wednesday afternoon a subpoena from the office of the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York requesting documents from 1999 to present relating to the granting of stock options. The Company also announced that on Wednesday it received a request from the Internal Revenue Service for documents from 2003 to present relating to stock options and other compensation for the named executive officers in the Company's annual proxy statements.

The Company will cooperate fully with both offices.


Posted by edelfenbein at 8:32 PM

-214.28 Points

Yuck! What a rotten birthday.

Let's look at the damage. The Dow dropped a total of 214.28 points, the biggest loss in three years. Twenty-nine of the thirty Dow stocks fell. Only Hewlett-Packard (HPQ) gained ground.

The S&P 500 lost 21.77 points, or 1.68%. In percentage terms, this was the second-worst day for the S&P 500 since September 2003 (Janaury 20 of this year was the worst). The Dow Oil and Gas Index (^DJUSEN) lost 12.23 points (or 2.60%) to close at 458.01.

Our Buy List lost -1.42%. The 20 stocks are now up 0.05% for the year. Here's how our stocks did:

Ticker Company Name Profit/Loss
AFLAFLAC-2.02%
BBBYBed Bath & Beyond-2.37%
BMETBiomet-1.50%
BROBrown & Brown-2.21%
DCIDonaldson-0.25%
DELLDell-0.63%
DHRDanaher-2.07%
EXPDExpeditors-1.85%
FDSFactSet Research-1.73%
FICFair Isaac-3.39%
FISVFiserv-2.17%
GDWGolden West-1.12%
HDHome Depot-1.14%
HDIHarley-Davidson-0.97%
MDTMedtronic-0.38%
RESPRespironics-0.23%
SEICSEI Investments-1.28%
SYYSysco-0.80%
UNHUnitedHealth-0.26%
VARVarian Medical-3.87%

There are 100 Dow Jones industry groups. Today, 98 were down. The only two industries that were up were Health Care Providers (^DJUSHP), which includes UnitedHealth; and Computer Hardware (^DJUSCR), which includes Hewlett-Packard.

The culprit for today's sell-off was the higher-than-expected inflation report. The CPI rose 0.6% in April, and core prices rose 0.3%.

Here's a look at the CPI and the core CPI for the past few years.

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Perhaps it's me, but I don't see what's so scary.

Posted by edelfenbein at 4:02 PM

The Last Five Days

Here's the story:

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Consumer stocks are the black line. Early cyclicals are gold, and late cyclicals are blue.

This is not a value-versus-growth issue (growth is actually holding up a bit better). It's a rethinking of the economy's prospects.

The Dow is headed for its biggest point loss since March 24, 2003 when it dropped 307 points. But the Dow was only at 8,200 then.

Update: Dow 11,200 has just fallen to the enemy!!

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:11 PM

Hold On!

This is turning into a rout!

I guess yesterday was just a brief rest. The Dow (^DJI) is down over 200 points today. H-P is the only Dow component that's up. The S&P 500 (^SPX) is down 20 points (more than 1.5%).

The Dow Oil & Gas Index (^DJUSEN) is down over 3%. (Again.) I'll give one to the technical analysts crowd. That index did not like the number 500. The index closed at 500.50 on April 21. Then it finished at 499.27 on May 2, and 499.21 on May 10. Now, it's at 455.

The cyclicals are getting creamed (largely materials and energy), but the techs are holding up surprisingly well (meaning, they’re not down as much). The Nasdaq Composite (^IXIC) is off by 1.3%

The Buy List is taking the damage well. In fact, stocks like FactSet (FDS), Sysco (SYY) and Medtronic (MDT) are trading higher. We could wind up outperfoming the market by 40 basis points today.

Posted by edelfenbein at 1:34 PM

Foreign iShares Since 2003

Foreign markets have been the place to be. Here's how several foreign iShares have performed since the beginning of 2003:

Brazil (EWZ)....................433.95%
Austria (EWO).................275.42%
Mexico (EWW).................242.81%
Sweden (EWD)................174.01%
Australia (EWA)...............165.13%
South Korea (EWY)..........162.61%
Canada (EWC)..................161.36%
Belgium (EWK).................151.58%
Spain (EWP).....................143.78%
Germany (EWG)...............139.12%
Italy (EWI).......................116.39%
Japan (EWJ).....................109.14%
France (EWQ)..................107.73%
Switzerland (EWL)............98.81%
Hong Kong (EWH)..............97.52%
U.K. (EWU).........................89.00%
Netherlands (EWN)............82.27%
Malaysia (EWM).................68.05%
Taiwan (EWT).....................67.08%

By comparison, the S&P 500 Spyders ETF (SPY) is up just 52.81%.

Posted by edelfenbein at 12:02 PM

Gold at 26-Year High

From The Onion:

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Posted by edelfenbein at 11:49 AM

Three Stocks I'm Watching

Here are three stocks I've been watching.

optionsXpress Holdings (OXPS) is an online broker. As the name suggests, the company specializes in options, an area not well-served by the larger online brokers.

The company has experienced very fast growth. For the last quarter, sales were up 73% and profits jumped 84%. Still, it reported 29 cents per share which was merely inline with forecasts so the stock has pulled back some.

The company now has about 180,000 customers. I've never used the service so I can't say how good it is, but others seem to like. My fear is that the big online guys will move to squish OXPS.

Cintas (CTAS) is one of the largest companies that no one knows. The company makes business uniforms and other pieces of flair.

The stock did very well through the 1990's, but this decade has been rough. The business is still doing very well, but its valuation has crumbled. The P/E ratio has plunged from about 60 at the beginning of 1999 to just 22 today.

This isn't a fast-growing business, but it's a solid, well-run company that has consistently delivered earnings. For this year, Cintas said its expects earnings of $1.92 to $1.96 a share compared with $1.74 last year.

Investors Financial Services (IFIN) is similar to SEI Investments (SEIC). The company provides asset-administration services for the financial services industry. IFIN had a bad first quarter but the company still sees profits for the year of $2.32 a share.

Posted by edelfenbein at 9:39 AM

Consumer Inflation +0.6%

This morning, the CPI for April came in at +0.6%, which topped forecasts by 0.1%. The core rate was 0.3%, which was also 0.1% higher-than-expectations.

The market is not taking this well. Gold is up strongly in what looks to be its largest jump since 9/11. Gold reached $730 an ounce last week, but had fallen back.

Hewlett-Packard (HPQ) had a great earnings report yesterday. Profits for its second quarter jumped 51%, and earnings from the PC division rose 69%. Even AMD (AMD) got a little rise out of the report. H-P also said that it will consolidate 85 data centers into six large centers. The move should help the company save $1 billion.

Dell (DELL) reports tomorrow after the close.

Posted by edelfenbein at 9:01 AM

Happy Birthday Wall Street

On May 17, 1792, 24 brokers signed the Buttonwood Agreement:

We the subscribers, brokers for the purchase and sale of public stock do hereby solemnly promise and pledge ourselves to each other, that we will not buy or sell from this day on for any persons whatsoever any kind of public stock at a less rate than one-quarter percent commission on the specie value of, and that we will give preference to each other in our negotiations.

The first shares traded were for the Royal Googloe Parchment Seeke Co. at a price of three crowns and four shillings.

Ok, not really, but the other stuff is true.

Posted by edelfenbein at 7:08 AM

May 16, 2006

President Bush's Financial Disclosure Form

Just as I suspected: He's rich.

So is the Veep.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:24 PM

Dell Below $24

Shares of Dell (DELL) are now below $24. Including cash, Dell is going for less than $20 a share. Earnings are due out on Thursday.

Posted by edelfenbein at 12:57 PM

James Surowiecki on Hedge Funds

In the current New Yorker (hat tip: Abnormal Returns):

In the past five years, hedge funds have become a new power on Wall Street; the number of funds has doubled, to more than eight thousand, and the assets they control have tripled, to more than a trillion dollars. In the process, they’ve also become a favorite scapegoat for bad financial news, blamed for everything from inflating the housing bubble and demolishing stock prices to jacking up the price of oil. A German politician has called hedge funds "locusts" of the global economy, while William Donaldson, the former head of the S.E.C., has warned that "disaster" looms if hedge funds aren’t regulated. The title of a recent column made the point nicely: "Instruments of Satan."

Ouch.

Posted by edelfenbein at 12:47 PM

A Warning Sign?

One of the general rules of the thumb on Wall Street is that the stock market tends to follow the long-term bond market. I should stress that this is a very general rule. I've never been a market timer, and I'm not going to start now. But I want to show you how the market often reacts.

Here's a chart of the S&P 500 (black line) versus the American Century Target Maturities Trust—2025 Portfolio (the gold line, symbol: BTTRX) from May 1996 to December 1999. I'm using BTTRX as a proxy for long-term bonds (it's a mutual fund that holds the Treasuries coming due in 2025).

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Notice how closely the two lines followed each other, right until 1999. That's when long-term bonds started to head down while equites continued to float upward. It was a foreshadowing of what was to come.

Now here are the same two since the summer of 2003.

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It's not exactly the same, but you can see some similarities. The BTTRX is parting ways with stocks.

Here's the chart one more time, since last August:

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Now you can really see it. The two were like waltzing partners right up to the beginning of March. Like I said, I'm not predicting a fall in equities, but the bond market could be.


Posted by edelfenbein at 12:16 PM

FactSet Soars on Upgrade

Home Depot (HD) opened lower despite its good earnings. The big surprise today is FactSet Research Systems (FDS) which is up over 9% on an analyst upgrade.

Shares in FactSet Research, which provides financial information to investment professionals, rose sharply Tuesday, touching a fresh 52-week high, after Piper Jaffray upgraded the stock citing expected strong demand from investment banks. Analyst Brett Manderfeld raised his rating to "Outperform" from "Market Perform" and boosted the target stock price to $50 from $44.

"We have increased conviction that FactSet can maintain double-digit internal growth for the next two years at least," as investment banks increase hiring, the analyst wrote in a note to investors Tuesday.

Manderfeld said FactSet's investment management products, which help track portfolio composition and performance, are set to deliver higher revenue because new products such as Portfolio Analytics and Marquis "continue to gain traction."

The analyst also expects the company's international operations to help bolster revenue. That division accounts for 30 percent of total revenue and is projected to grow 20 percent per year "for the foreseeable future," Manderfeld said, adding that "the relative immaturity of this market and FactSet's strong suite of comparable product offerings abroad" will drive the gains.


Posted by edelfenbein at 11:58 AM

Home Depot's Earnings

The company's profits rose 19% to 70 cents a share, three cents more than estimates. Sales were up 13% to $21.5 billion.

The average customer transaction increased to $60.75. Home Depot said its appliance market share grew 1.4 percentage points to 9.9 percent in the first quarter. The retailer is the third- largest seller of appliances behind Lowe's and Sears Holdings Corp.

Home Depot's installation sales gained 8.5 percent to $844 million as consumers paid professionals to put in kitchen counters, windows, doors and patios.

Gross margin, or the percentage of sales left after subtracting the cost of goods sold, widened to 33.68 percent from 33.49 percent, Home Depot said. Selling, general and administrative costs fell to 20.4 percent of sales from 21.2 percent.

Nardelli, who turns 58 tomorrow, made about 18 acquisitions last year as he builds the supply division into a unit with $12 billion in revenue. The business will make up about a fifth of sales by 2010, Home Depot has said. Sales to professionals, including those in stores, represent 30 percent of revenue.


Posted by edelfenbein at 9:37 AM

Watching the Yuan

One of my many, many complaints about the financial media is its alarmism. (This also applies to some prominent financial academics as well.) Everyday, it seems, we’re told about a new Major Concern, that Must Concern Us All. If not addressed, the Major Concern will become a Serious Problem with Serious Repercussions. The longer we ignored the Major Concern, the worse it will get.

And usually, the Major Concern goes away. Sometimes it’s replaced by a younger and thinner Major Concern. Remember the Housing Bubble? It turns out, that was sooo last year. Nowadays, we have to be worried about oil prices. And gold prices! Don’t forget copper! Of course, no one ever calls it a gas bubble (okay, all bubbles are gases, smartie).

In the media’s eyes, when the bad things go up, we’re selfish users. When good things go up, we’re selfish speculators. If you pay attention, you might be able to spot some similarities.

Anywho, there really are things to worry about. But usually, they’re not what everyone else is worried about. And that’s what makes them so troubling. The real mischief is hidden in broad daylight.

Yesterday, China allowed its currency, the yuan, to rise above eight to the dollar (meaning lower than eight, confusing I know). In foreign currency terms, this was a tiny move, about 0.1%. But on the symbolism front, it’s equivalent to one enormous spring roll.

The Chinese government is slowly falling to pressure from the United States to adopt a "more flexible" currency policy. More flexible is diplospeak for "higher dammit." The U.S. has been seriously pissed that China has pegged its currency too low. Last year, China finally allowed its currency to float. Well...not float float. I guess you could call it "semi-submerged."

So now everyone is happy that the yuan is going up. Almost everyone. Enter Robert Mundell. He thinks a stronger yuan is a big, massive dumb ass mistake. Although he’s an economist, he might know what he’s talking about. Mundell is one the world’s leading currency experts. He’s a Nobel laureate and considered to be the Father of the Euro (I’d still call for DNA testing, but that’s me).

Mundell says such admonitions are not in China's interest and would bring about huge problems such as threatening its already wobbly banking system beset by bad loans, cause deflation, increase unemployment, reduce net foreign investment and cut economic growth.

"I think it might drop the growth rate from 10 percent down below 5 percent," he said. "And that would get the growth rate down to those dangerous levels that they got in 1989 and 1990, the years of the great dissent connected with the Tiananmen Square problem."
Mundell said China's stunning growth has given it a much bigger role in Asia's economy, which wouldn't be able to escape the effects of ill-advised currency moves by authorities in Beijing.

"It would lower and destroy this process that's been so important to all Asia, this kind of vertical integration of the Asian economy where the more advanced countries like Korea and Japan have been sending their products to China to be finished and re-exported to the United States," he said.

The problem that our policy makers don’t see (and this is very far from a partisan issue) is that we may be forcing China to follow the same path as Japan. A higher yuan could cause a deflationary slump. Once started, those aren’t easy to stop.

Or there’s another question. How do we know that the yuan is too low? What if it’s not? Perhaps the reason why we have a massive trade deficit is—how can I put this—because we need to have a massive trade deficit. If not China, there’s always India. Also, it was because the yuan was tied to the dollar that helped stem the Asian financial crisis of the late-1990s.

Senator Chuck Schumer of New York said, "given the importance of this issue, we should approach it with a calm understanding of the facts and not resort to shameless grandstanding." No, I’m kidding. He’s being a screaming moron. Schumer and Lindsey Graham have sponsored a bill that would impose a 27.5% on all Chinese goods. Why 27.5%? That’s what they claim the yuan is undervalued by.

As for me, I can’t say exactly why the yuan is where it is. But...there it is. And now we’re screwing around with its value for political reasons. There’s your Major Concern right there.

Posted by edelfenbein at 7:05 AM

May 15, 2006

Falling Energy Stocks

I had this brillant plan for the Buy List this year. We were simply going to side-step energy stocks and everything would be fine. At least, that was the plan.

So on the first trading day of the year, energy stocks soared. They kept climbing for the rest of January. No problem. We stayed patient. Soon, energy stocks plunged in February and early March, and the Buy List looked much better compared with the S&P 500.

Then energy stocks started rallying again. Every day it seems that energy are either the best- or worst-performing group. Eventually,the sector surpassed its January peak. Now energy are falling again, and very sharply.

Here's the Dow Jones Oil and Gas Index (^DJUSEN) since the beginning of the year.

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Here's the past five days.

Posted by edelfenbein at 2:04 PM

Earnings Preview: Home Depot

Home Depot (HD) reports earnings tomorrow. Wall Street is looking for 67 cents a share, but I think HD has a good shot of beating that. The company has been doing well lately, and the economy is stronger than many poeple realize.

The AP takes a look at the stock.

OVERVIEW: Home Depot, the world's biggest home improvement chain, has been on an acquisition spree this year. The company on Tuesday said it would pay an undisclosed sum for home improvement loan provider EnerBank USA from CMS Energy Corp., a Michigan-based energy holding company.

In January, Home Depot announced it would pay $3.2 billion to acquire Hughes Supply Inc., a distributor of construction, repair and maintenance products, a deal that closed in March. The Hughes acquisition, the biggest in Home Depot's history, doubles the size of its segment serving business customers like homebuilders, contractors, municipalities and maintenance professionals.

Recently there were reports that Home Depot was interested in acquiring a stake in Orient Home, a home improvement chain in China, though the company has not commented on any talks.

BY THE NUMBERS: Wall Street expects Home Depot to post earnings of 67 cents per share, the mean estimate of 21 analysts surveyed by Thomson Financial, on $21.52 billion in projected sales. In the first quarter of 2005, the company reported profit of 57 cents a share on sales of $18.97 billion.

ANALYST TAKE: "We expect Lowe's and Home Depot to stand out on the upside due to easy comparisons, favorable weather, and the lagged impact of supportive economic data points," Merrill Lynch wrote in a May 2 client note. "We forecast 16 percent earnings per share growth to 67 cents per share on 3 percent (same-store sales). Although higher gas prices create uncertainty, we believe that demand for home improvement remains solid and that Home Depot will continue to show productivity improvements."

WHAT'S AHEAD: Home Depot has benefited from the strong homebuilding market, which has been on a tear for the past five years, fueled by historically low interest rates that have encouraged people to spend more on home renovations. However, many analysts think demand for home improvement products could start to wane, as the housing market cools and the Federal Reserve continues raising interest rates.

STOCK PERFORMANCE: Home Depot shares recently traded around $40 a share on the New York Stock Exchange. The 52-week high was $43.98, hit in July. The stock is more or less flat so far this year.


Posted by edelfenbein at 11:31 AM

Random Market Fact

It's been nearly four years since the Dow fell for seven straight sessions. The modern record is 12 straight losing days which happened twice. The first time was from July 29 to August 13, 1941. The second time was from January 9 to 24, 1968.

The longest winning streak came in 1987, which was for unlucky 13. In fact, it was the first 13 sessions of the year. The Dow also rose 12 straight times in 1929 and 1970. The streak in 1929 came on the heels of a six-session winning streak, leading to unmatched 18-of-19 record.

Posted by edelfenbein at 7:05 AM

May 14, 2006

Boomhauer's Wikipedia Page

For your Sunday reading pleasure. From the Internet:

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Boomhauer (voiced by Mike Judge) is a character in the animated series King of the Hill. Hank Hill, Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive are his neighbors, and the four have been close friends since childhood. Boomhauer spends most of his spare time drinking beer with Hank, Dale and Bill in the alley behind Hank’s house. During the course of the series Boomhauer’s first name has never been revealed, nor is it told exactly what he does for a living (one episode mentions that Boomhauer is on worker's compensation; another reveals that his parents are rich after having won the lottery; and a third implies that Boomhauer receives favors from the various women with whom he sleeps). On the FX website that shows King of The Hill, it says that "Boomhauer likes Seinfeld... 'dat' show about nothin' and he works in a deafening loud factory that makes barbed wire." His primary pursuits in life are fast cars and loose women.

Boomhauer tends to mumble his speech very rapidly with a heavy Appalachian accent to the point that he has been mistaken for mentally disabled, and was once admitted to a mental hospital. Despite the apparent incomprehensibility of his speech, all of the characters on the show understand what he is saying to some extent. Often, the closed caption text of Boomhauer's mumblings is much more clear that his spoken words. Boomhauer's speech patterns serve as a recurring theme. An example of a typical line of dialogue:

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got nekkid chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.

Though his speech is difficult to follow, Boomhauer sings clearly, as evidenced by his rendition of "Blue Moon of Kentucky" in Episode 6.9 ("The Bluegrass Is Always Greener"). The sung vocals were actually voiced by country singer Vince Gill.

Boomhauer has had four relatives that have appeared on the show. His mother, and his "Meemaw" (Appalachian slang for grandmother) who both have the same accent as Boomhauer's. Boomhauer's father is drawn in one episode, though he does not speak. He is referred to simply as Dr. Boomhauer. The fourth family member is Boomhauer's brother, Patch Boomhauer, who was voiced by Brad Pitt in his only appearance, when he was preparing to marry Boomhauer's ex-girlfriend. The wedding did not take place.

Boomhauer is portrayed as highly intelligent, and often gives advice to his friends. Once after giving advice to Bobby Hill, Bobby replied by saying "Wow Mr. Boomhauer, Dad was right. You ARE smart."

Boomhauer favors animal-print bikini briefs, which has been observed a few times in the show when he's appeared without his blue jeans.

Trivia

It is revealed in the episode "A-Firefighting We Will Go" that in Boomhauer's point of view, he is the only clear speaker, while everyone else mumbles incoherently.

A King of the Hill Season 1 DVD special feature titled "Making of King of the Hill" explains that Boomhauer's voice was inspired by an angry (yet funny) voicemail Mike Judge received while he was producing Beavis and Butt-head.

Boomhauer's first name has never been revealed on the show. When Hank and friends decide to purchase a neighbor's house to use a private clubhouse, Boomhauer chose "B-Dog" as his codename.

External links
FOX Broadcasting Company: King of the Hill
King of the Hill at TV.com

Posted by edelfenbein at 8:45 PM

Google Trends: Real Estate Bubble

I haven't heard much about the real estate bubble lately. Google Trends shows that it was last year's Big Worry.

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Posted by edelfenbein at 2:08 PM

May 13, 2006

The Pirahã Tribe of Brazil

Here's a fascinating article on the language of the Pirahã Tribe of Brazil. Their language has no numbers or subordinate clauses. In fact, the concept of "numbers" totally baffles them.

This is a language like no other. The Pirahã seem only to understand the here and now. Their language apparently contradicts what were beleived to be universal laws of language.

Posted by edelfenbein at 11:45 AM

My 5 Step Plan to Spend Less Money on Gasoline

1. Spend.
2. Less.
3. Money.
4. On.
5. Gasoline.

It's still the cheapest energy around:

Unfortunately, there is nothing on the horizon that comes close to gasoline as far as cost and performance is concerned. Consider the fact that taxes in Europe put gasoline prices at $5 to $8 per gallon. If alternatives to gasoline had economic merit, they would surely have arisen in Europe.

Ethanol made out of corn is probably the closest thing we have to a domestic alternative to gasoline. But no matter how nice "growing our own fuel" might be in theory, it's uneconomically expensive in fact. Even after 30 years of lavish federal subsidy, ethanol (defined as fuel that is nine parts gasoline and one part ethanol) has only managed to capture a bit more than 3 percent of the automotive fuels market, and even industry