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If anyone's curious, Bernie gave a lot.

In light of the Madoff scandal, I'd like to announce that I'm opening a new hedge fund. We're doing Bernie one better by not having any auditors. The savings is passed on to you. Assuming you're an early investor.

Feel free to join us. The fund will be named Certified Asset Strategic Holdings. Just send me a check...you can make it out to our initials.

Posted by edelfenbein at December 15, 2008 1:19 PM