• Best Line of the Day
    Posted by on April 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 am

    From a Nobel Prize Winner:

    So Citigroup is profitable because investors think it’s failing, while Morgan Stanley is losing money because investors think it will survive. I am not making this up.

  • The Worst Stock of the Decade
    Posted by on April 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Congratulations to Velocity Express (VEXP), the single-worst performing stock of the decade…that’s still trading.
    Since the beginning of decade, VEXP has had three reverse stock splits; a 1-for-50, a 1-for-15 and a 1-for-5. That adds up to 1-for-3,750.
    VEXP closed last century at $8 a share but adjusting for splits that comes to $30,000. Today, it’s at 21 cents. Ouch! That’s a loss of 99.9993%. Heck, it’s more than Ivory Soap.
    Those -99.99…% figures can be a little deceiving so let me add some perspective. Velocity’s loss is the equivalent of dropping in half 17 times. It’s like a 10% loss every month for the decade. If would have turned $1 million into $7.
    But it’s still trading
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  • Zimbabwe Fed Raided Private Accounts
    Posted by on April 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 am

    I’m no longer surprised by any news story out of Zimbabwe. Still, this is just crazy:

    Zimbabwe’s central bank governor admitted today that he took hard currency from the bank accounts of private businesses and foreign aid groups without permission, saying he was trying to keep his country’s cash-strapped ministries running.
    In a statement that would be unthinkable coming from most central banks, the governor of the Reserve Bank, Gideon Gono, appeared to be issuing a plea to keep his job in the face of growing criticism.
    Gono said it was time “to let bygones be bygones” now that Zimbabwe has a new coalition government dedicated to reversing its economic decline.
    The central banker said he gave the money he took from the hard currency accounts as loans to various ministries, and the private accounts would be reimbursed when the ministries repaid the loans. He said the bank’s efforts “sustained the country” in its hour of need.

  • Since March 9
    Posted by on April 22nd, 2009 at 3:00 am

    Guess whose Buy List is beating the market by more than 10% since March 9 — 35.88% to 25.65%.
    Give up?

  • More on the Distribution of Stock Returns
    Posted by on April 21st, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Last week, I discussed the distribution of stock gains. I speculated that the fat tails is probably very significant. It hints that there may be “great stocks” whose returns make up an unusually large share of the market’s gains.
    I looked at the market’s gains this decade. Here’s the distribution of gains for over 3,500 stocks since December 31, 1999 (I used a log scale):
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    The x-axis shows is the stocks ranked from worst to best (left to right). The y-axis is the log of the gain.
    The median stock is a loss of 20%. Over 57% of stocks are down for the decade. Even the stock at the 25th percentile is up about 70% which isn’t that great for a decade’s work.
    Just by eyeballing the chart, the appears to be major turn northward at around point 3400 which corresponds with a gain of over 500%.
    Here’s the raw data. I’d welcome if anyone could make a histogram based on standard deviation points. I strongly doubt that it’s symmetrical.
    Update: Don Fishback was good enough to bring his charting skillz to us. Check out his post. What strikes me is the leftward tilt of the distribution. Lots of underperformers. It’s like Wall Street is a reverse Lake Wobegon.
    Another Update: A reader provides a graph of returns by standard deviation. Notice how the peaked is to the right of 0.
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  • Eaton Vance Takes a Hit
    Posted by on April 21st, 2009 at 12:22 am

    Shares of Eaton Vance (EV) got dinged today for over 11%. In this past weekend’s Barron’s, I noticed they ran a research piece from Sandler O’Neill saying that run in asset managers is overdone. That’s not really a big deal except that EV hasn’t been leading the market at all. The stock is up 70% since the market bottom in early March, but the stock was down a lot too.
    I can’t be sure if the Barron’s piece caused today’s selloff, but Sandler O’Neill also made it clear that they’re raising their earnings estimates for the quarter and fiscal year.

  • Memo to All CWS Employees
    Posted by on April 20th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    To: CWS All
    From: Eddy
    Subject: Cost-Cutting Initiative
    Look folks, in case you haven’t noticed, we’re in the worst depression in 70 years. This means that all of us–you, me, my security detail–need to start cutting back on expenses. I’m ordering all department heads to cut their FY 2009 budgets by 0.0028%. I realize this will be painful and I want to thank everyone for their help.
    Read here for more details.

  • Citi Guys Slams Sysco
    Posted by on April 20th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    In NY Mag, a Citigroup exec slams the unwashed masses:

    “No offense to Middle America, but if someone went to Columbia or Wharton, [even if] their company is a fumbling, mismanaged bank, why should they all of a sudden be paid the same as the guy down the block who delivers restaurant supplies for Sysco out of a huge, shiny truck?” e-mails an irate Citigroup executive to a colleague.

    Two things: First, saying “no offense but” is not an excuse to be offensive.
    Secondly, and for the record, you could have bought Sysco (SYY) 35 years ago for $21-1/8. Today, the stock is at $22.30.
    Oh, did I mention the splits totaling 144-for-1?
    Let’s just say that Citigroup hasn’t been as strong a performer.

  • Another Victory for Technical Analysis
    Posted by on April 20th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    The S&P’s rally begins almost exactly six years after the last turnaround. It even picks the devlish 666 as a bottom.
    Then on Friday, the index finally surpasses gold for the first time in three months.
    So of course we were due for a selloff!!
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  • The Battering of Quants
    Posted by on April 20th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Bloomberg wakes up to the fact that momentum quant funds have been getting killed:

    Companies with the most debt and lowest returns on assets are turning the biggest six-week rally in stocks since 1938 into a bloodbath for last year’s best- performing trading strategy.
    Investors using so-called quantitative momentum strategies — which speculate that the worst stocks in the past 12 months will continue to decline — have become this year’s biggest losers after banks and companies that rely on consumer spending surged. Quant momentum managers may have lost 27 percent this month in the U.S., the most since at least 1993, while those in Europe may have dropped 20 percent in March and 24 percent in April, according to data compiled by JPMorgan Chase & Co.
    “Not in a million years would we have expected this gyration to be as vicious and enduring as it has been,” Steven Solmonson, the head of Park Place Capital Ltd., a hedge fund that oversees $150 million, said in an interview from New York. “The quants got whipsawed badly.”