• Pop!
    Posted by on March 20th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Gold has not had a good week. The April contract closed at $1004.30 on Tuesday. It dropped $59 yesterday and it’s down another $25.30 today.
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    From Karl Marx in 1867:

    A commodity appears at first sight an extremely obvious, trivial thing. But its analysis brings out that it is a very strange thing, abounding in metaphysical subtleties and theological niceties.

  • Santelli TV
    Posted by on March 20th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I love this guy. Santelli needs his own reality show. This needs to happen.

  • The Long Shot
    Posted by on March 20th, 2008 at 7:47 am

    Matthew Yglesias comments on the absurdity of John Meriwether blowing up, yet again. He includes this parable:

    Imagine I find a kind of gambling machine somewhere that works kinda sorta like an enormous roulette wheel. It has 100,000 possible outcomes, and on 99,999 of those outcomes it pays off at a 1:1 ratio. But on the 100,000th outcome, you lose at a 1:300,000 ratio. Obviously, placing a bet on that machine would be foolish.

    Not to me.
    I’d lay down $1,000, let it roll for 20 spins and walk away a billionaire.
    Addendum: Or there’s a very remote chance that I’d go in the roulette business. I’d be cool with either outcome.

  • The Return of Volatility
    Posted by on March 20th, 2008 at 7:42 am

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    According to a recent report by S&P, market volatility is at a 70-year high. I think that’s merely going by 1% daily changes. Other measurements indicate that volatility has indeed risen, but it’s more accurate to say that volatility has returned to normal from an unusually calm period.
    The VIX still hasn’t reached the heights of 1998 to 2002. The index has closed above 30 for a few times recently, but it did it fairly regularly a few years ago.
    I think the effect of volatility on equity returns is not very strong. The current VIX seems to have an effect on the dispersion of returns, but not the direction.

  • How NCAA Tournament Seeds Have Fared
    Posted by on March 19th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    The Chicago Tribune looks at how the NCAA tournament seeds have fared since 1985. I love the idea of a big tournament that invites a huge number of teams. It seems the most democratic, but there are some gaps in justice. For example, the #8 or #9 seed is really screwed because they always must play a #1 in the second round. Only 12 #8 or #9 teams have made it past the second round.
    On the other hand, #12 is a pretty good seed. Those teams have a losing, but respectable record against the #5 seeds. A total of 14 number #12 seeds have made it past the second round.
    My guess is that the seeds increase linearly while quality increases geometrically. The difference between a #12 and a #5 is probably about the same as a #1 and a #3.
    If we wanted to be hard-headed, we could really make it a 12-team tournament and the results would be almost the exact same. Twenty of the 23 winners have been #1, #2 or #3 teams. Of course, that would ruin a lot of the fun.
    I’ve noticed that no matter what happens, the media talks about how the first weekend was a “Cinderella Weekend.” But going by history, there’s nothing that surprising by having at least one #14 beat a #3, or having a #2 or #3 lose in the second round.
    It’s fun to root for the Cinderella teams (we have a couple of local teams ranked in the double-digits), but history says that the odds are against them.

  • “Mama – just killed my fund”
    Posted by on March 19th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Sung to the tune of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody‘ by Queen

    Is this the real price?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Financial landslide
    No escape from reality
    Open your eyes
    And look at your buys and see.
    I’m now a poor boy (poor boy)
    High-yielding casualty
    Because I bought it high, watched it blow
    Rating high, value low
    Any way the Fed goes
    Doesn’t really matter to me, to me
    Mama – just killed my fund
    Quoted CDO’s instead
    Pulled the trigger, now it’s dead
    Mama – I had just begun
    These CDO’s have blown it all away
    Mama – oooh-hoo-ooo
    I still wanna buy
    I sometimes wish I’d never left Goldman at all.
    (guitar solo)
    ~~~
    I see a little silhouette of a Fed
    Bernanke! Bernanke! Can you save the whole market?
    Monolines and munis – very very frightening me!
    Super senior, super senior
    Super senior CDO – magnifico
    I’m long of subprime, nobody loves me
    He’s long of subprime CDO fantasy
    Spare the margin call you monstrous PB!
    Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
    Peloton! No – we will not let you go – let him go
    Peloton! We will not let you go
    (let him go !)
    Peloton! We will not let you go – let me go
    Will not let you go
    let me go (never) Never let you go – let me go Never let me go – ooo
    No, no, no, no, No, NO, NO ! –
    Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
    S&P had the devil put aside
    for me
    For me, for me, for me
    ~~~
    So you think you can fund me and spit in my eye?
    And then margin call me and leave me to die Oh PB – can’t do this to me
    Just gotta get out – just gotta get right outta here
    Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
    No price really matters
    No liquidity
    Nothing really matters – no price really matters to me
    Any way the Fed goes…..

    (Hat Tip: Ritholtz)

  • The Three-Month T-Bill Now Yields 0.5%
    Posted by on March 19th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    I don’t know what to say. If you invest one million dollars, that works out to a yearly gain of $5,000.
    The government can now rent $70,000 a day for the grand total of $1.
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  • A Couple of Bookies
    Posted by on March 19th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    In the movie Trading Places, the Duke brothers explain to Eddie Murphy the essence of their investment business. Murphy shoots back, “You two sound like a couple of bookies to me.”
    He’s right; fundamentally, it’s the same idea. Now Bloomberg has a story about one Wall Street’s firm’s growing interest in gambling. Cantor Fitzgerald has a Cantor Gaming unit that’s involved in sports books.
    Bloomberg writes:

    The firm is seeking Nevada state approval for field tests of a handheld device for playing digital card games and roulette in a casino’s public spaces, such as pools and nightclubs. Officials of closely held Cantor Fitzgerald say it could eventually be used anywhere.

    It makes sense for them to be involved in this. Basically, their business is math. I believe that I once read that the entire field of statistics has always been driven by gambling.

    “It’s all about processing,” said Lee Amaitis, 57, head of Cantor Gaming, from London. “All you’re doing is math. If you have an engine that can drive random generating results, you can process bets.”

  • Up In Smoke
    Posted by on March 19th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    WSJ, November 1, 2007

    Attendees say Mr. Cayne has sometimes smoked marijuana at the end of the day during bridge tournaments. He also has used pot in more private settings, according to people who say they witnessed him doing so or participated with him.

    AP, March 18, 2008

    Dow Rises 420 Points

  • Re: “Bear Stearns is fine.”
    Posted by on March 19th, 2008 at 8:20 am

    There’s some controversy surrounding Jim Cramer’s “Bear Stearns is fine” comment from last Tuesday. Cramer has said that he was referring to Bear Stearns as a depository institution, not as an investment. He claims that he was telling the questioner that his money was safe at Bear Stearns’ money management arm. Cramer also says that he called Bear’s stock “worthless “on Friday.
    Mick Weinstein at Seeking Alpha, whom I respect greatly, agrees with Cramer. I’m sorry but it doesn’t wash with me. Let me say that I think it’s very possible that that what’s Cramer intended. But, to a reasonable person, there’s no reason to see it that way.
    Mad Money is a show dedicated to Cramer’s discussion of stocks. That’s the appeal. Only a few times have I heard him discuss larger money management issues. Plus, there was a stock chart of BSC up on the screen. That strongly implies to an average person that he meant the shares.
    If he was referring to Bear’s deposits, Cramer didn’t mention basic facts, like you should immediately speak with your broker, or check up on the firm’s deposit insurance. Anyone who has spent five minutes studying for a Series 7 knows about SIPC. At no point did Cramer make an effort to clear up would could be confusing. Plus, he goes the extra step of saying that “Bear Stearns is not in trouble.”
    In today’s WSJ, James Stewart writes that “Bear Stearns didn’t have a retail brokerage operation and didn’t cater to individual investors.” The firm did (and I suppose, does) have a small retail operation but that’s only for high net worth individuals. I looked at Bear’s website and they don’t even have an office here in Washington, DC. Once any trouble hit, I would think that those brokers informed their clients as soon as possible. In high-net worth money management, clients aren’t typically kept in the dark.