How to Make a lot of Money in Five Easy Steps

Step #1: Sell everything you own. Sell it all. Stocks, bonds, real estate. eBay your couch, you dog. Everything.
Step #2: Then convert it all into pre-1982 copper pennies.
Step #3: Meltdown the pennies.
Step #4: Sell the copper.
Step #5: Now use your proceeds to buy back all the stuff you sold. You’ll have more than enough left over.
The material in a pre-1982 penny is currently worth about 2-1/2 cents.
Update: It’s not exactly legal.

Posted by on September 27th, 2007 at 7:04 am

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