Ewwwwww

Madoff’s lover goes overboard with TMI:

He sometimes blinked his eyes uncontrollably, leading her to nickname him “Winky Dink” when she disclosed her affair to some close female friends.
At the Willard, Weinstein wrote, she learned one of his many secrets that they discussed by telephone a few days later.
“Bernie had a very small penis,” she wrote. “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.”
Still, she said: “I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.”
“On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze.”

Insert prison joke here.

Posted by on August 19th, 2009 at 12:18 pm


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