• This is Our Final Offer…Today
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    This is getting weird.
    Boston Scientific (BSX) told Guidant (GDT) that it has until 4 p.m. ET today to accept its offer. Then BSX came out with a press release extending the deadline by two hours. Then they came out with another press release telling us ignore the first press release. The 4 p.m. deadline is still on.

  • 5,000% Profits in Hansen Natural
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    From “Dave Barry’s Money Secrets,” a sure-fire way to beat the market:

    Step 1. Gather all available financial data on the top 1,000 stocks for the past 25 years.
    Step 2. By conducting a thorough analysis of each stock—select the 10 stocks that have performed best in this time period.
    Step 3. Using a time machine, go back 25 years and buy these stocks.

    There’s of course one major drawback to this idea. Since we have an efficient market, someone else already invented the time machine and bought those stocks thereby erasing any profit opportunity.
    Personally, I’d only go back three years ago to buy shares of Hansen Natural (HANS). Hansen is quickly becoming the stock to own of the decade. If you’re not familiar with Hansen, the company is known for its Monster Energy drink. These drinks are basically massive amounts of sugar and caffeine, with a tiny portion reserved for water so that the drink can in fact be drunked.
    How well has Hansen done? You could have picked up some shares in early 2003 for $2 a piece. A little lower if you were lucky. The stock is up another $11 in today’s trading to $103 a share. So we’re looking at a 50-fold increase in three years. That’s better than Google (GOOG) or Apple (AAPL) or Toll Brothers (TOL). Even gold.
    The reason for today’s surge is—you guessed it—a price target increase. Gregory Badishkanian of Citigroup raised his price target from $88 (psst) to $130 (kewl!).

    Over the next five years, Badishkanian said he expects Hansen to grow 20 percent compared with an 8 percent earnings-per-share growth rate for the mature beverage giants. The analyst added he also sees Hansen’s earnings growth sailing past its peer group of smaller beverage and food companies, which are expected to grow 12 percent in the next five years.

    Please. To echo Richard Dreyfus in Jaws, the idea that these analysts can predict Hansen’s earnings growth five years out is a million to one. Put it like this, even if they get the numbers right, the chances that they’d know why are another million to one. Could anyone in January 2001 predict the market environment of today?
    The Hansen Natural of today is largely the brainchild of two South African businessmen. They bought a shell company and then went searching for a company to buy. In 1992, they bought Hansen for $14.5 million. After seeing the success of Red Bull, the pair moved Hansen into the energy drink market. Their first drink was a flop so they decided to turbocharge it. Hansen offered its drinks in 16-ounnce cans, plus they doubled the caffeine dosage. The drinks cost about $2 a can. What’s really set Hansen apart is it ability to target younger consumers.
    Hansen has about an 18% share of the market, which is growing very quickly. However, the major soda players have moved in with their own offerings. (The cola wars continue, just on another front). According to Rodney Sacks, Hansen’s CEO:

    The energy-drink category is growing 50% a year and that there’s room in the market for everybody. “These are the new soft drinks of the world,” he declares. Sacks and Schlosberg are fending off the attack by diversifying. They’ve launched Joker, an energy drink sold exclusively in Circle K convenience stores, and Rumba, a caffeine-laced juice drink designed to be a morning pick-me-up. And they introduced Monster Assault, which comes in a black-and-gray camouflage can that says “Declare war on the ordinary!” It’s a slogan that could describe the juiced-up strategy of this formerly sleepy beverage player.

    I just heard Jim Cramer say on CNBC that Hansen is where Google was a year ago.
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  • Hip-Hop Capitalists
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 11:21 am

    NPR (audio link) looks at the business savvy of today’s rap artists.

  • Why Buybacks Are a Lame Idea
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 10:58 am

    Business Week is on the case:

    The problem, says Thomas M. Doerflinger, an equity strategist at UBS, is that you can’t easily tell how much of what companies say they’re spending actually gets to investors. In a recent report on what he calls “vanishing buybacks,” Doerflinger found that the number of shares in the S&P 500 has continued to increase despite the bigger share-repurchase outlays by companies. In 2004, when companies reported spending some $197 billion on buybacks—nearly 2% of the market value of the index—the number of shares outstanding increased by 1.8%. In the 12 months through June 2005, shares increased 0.7%, and only a third of the companies actually shrank their share counts by at least 1%.
    Consider Microsoft Corp. During its three fiscal years ending in June, 2005, the company reported spending $18 billion to buy back 674 million shares. At the same time it issued 666 million shares for $8 billion. In the end, Microsoft, which has some 10.6 billion shares outstanding, had reduced its total count by a negligible 8 million shares and had spent just $10 billion—$6.6 billion after tax. Yet Microsoft execs present the gross sums they spend repurchasing stock as being on par with dividends they pay, including the huge $33 billion special dividend in December, 2004. “Many companies are very vocal about the money they spent buying back stock, but they’re not very vocal about what percentage of that money goes to counteract options,” says Merrill’s Osha. Microsoft responded in a written statement that it regularly evaluates its buybacks and dividends to “best meet the interests of its diverse shareholder base.”

    Share buybacks are a great idea in theory, but in the real world, I’d rather get a cash payment. If the company wants more of my equity, that’s a decision best left to me.

  • Gazprom and PlayStations
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 10:38 am

    Ugh.

    “Pretty soon we’re all going to be Gazprom traders,” Kizenko said. “You’ve got to have it. Just like a PlayStation, you’ve got to have Gazprom.”

  • Stop the Presses
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 5:42 am

    Wendy’s Facing Tomato Shortage
    I hope they catch up. (BA!)

  • The Media Turns Against Whole Foods
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 5:38 am

    The WSJ questions Whole Foods‘ (WFMI) valuation. You heard it here first.

    Whole Foods’ shares are up nearly 60% since the start of last year and trade at 54 times estimates of their per-share earnings for this fiscal year, according to Thomson Financial. That is about three times the valuation of its peers and for the average stock in the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock Index, to which the stock was added this year.
    Pricey stocks can remain aloft for a long time, but Whole Foods’ price/earnings ratio has analysts worried because they see possible banana peels. Other grocers are beginning to copy the Whole Foods approach and could undercut the company. Despite store openings in Canada and the United Kingdom, the company eventually will run out of consumers willing to shop at high-end stores that some jokingly call “Whole Paycheck,” the bears argue.

  • NYT on Gazprom
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 5:31 am

    From this morning’s NYT:

    Gazprom’s surge comes as a remarkable advance for Russian capitalism. Though 51 percent of the company is still owned by the government, its revenues in a few days dwarf the sums involved in the country’s financial implosion of the 1990’s. On Aug. 14, 1998, Russia’s economy collapsed after it defaulted on $13.5 billion in Treasury bonds – less than the rise in Gazprom’s market value on Thursday.

    Wow.

  • Welcome
    Posted by on January 13th, 2006 at 5:15 am

    I’ve had a lot of new visitors to the blog, so I thought I’d do a little more formal greeting.
    (trumpets!)
    Welcome to Crossing Wall Street. Please have a look around. You can see my Buy List for 2006. This is a list of 20 stocks that I recommend (and track my performance). The list won’t change all year.
    Here are a few recent posts that you might enjoy.
    This is me railing against General Motors.
    More ranting, this time Google.
    Me defending Dell against the media.
    Plus, you can scan the archives. I hope you become a frequent guest. Welcome!

  • The Market Today
    Posted by on January 12th, 2006 at 11:49 pm

    Not much to say today. In today’s market, the S&P 500 gave back 0.63%, and our Buy List dropped 0.77%. This snapped our three-day winning streak. Of our 20 stocks, only Bed Bath & Beyond (BBBY) and UnitedHealth Group (UNH) posted gains. BBBY was upgraded by CS First Boston. On the downside, Harley-Davidson (HDI) was downgrade by Citigroup.
    Incidentally, I went to my local Bed Bath & Beyond to buy linen: $200! No wonder they’ve never missed earnings.